CHAD's definitions

Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

by Chad April 9, 2003

froo

pretentious, gaudy, expensive

My mother bought that froo doily at the boutique.

Also; froolish;froolishness

by Chad September 8, 2003

Mimsie

Name for a kitten seen in the MTM TV closing logo. Seen in variations matching the shows it is seen at the end of. Usually lets out with a timid "meow".

Mimsie is such a cute kitty. Too bad MTM is plastered over with newer logos now.

by Chad January 10, 2004

Tozz

1. (v) to flip a vehicle upside down, rubber side up, especially a convertible
2. (v) to wreck, damage, break, crash, or destroy in part, or whole a vehicle.

hey, keep it rubber side down, dont tozz your new convertible.

"oh damn! did you see that nascar race? they had 2 drivers tozz their cars right on turn 3!"

by Chad September 17, 2005

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Shotta

Of Jamaican origin
1. Thug, gangster, a man not to be messed with
2. Killer, assassin, known murderer, has a gun and will use it
3. A term of respect between friends

1. Man a shotta, you no wah vex man like me
Translation: I'm a gangster, you don't want to piss me off

2. Yow we need some shotta fi deal wid di case
Translation: Hey, we need some killer to handle this problem

3. Yow what a gwaan shotta yute
Translation: Hey what's up my friend

by Chad March 10, 2004