CDSmith1967's definitions
I tried not to notice, I tried to
ignore it, but I couldn't help but
look upon the fruitful valley that
was in view from within her snug
blouse.
ignore it, but I couldn't help but
look upon the fruitful valley that
was in view from within her snug
blouse.
by CDSmith1967 October 12, 2005
Get the fruitful valleymug. To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...
Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...
Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)
by CDSmith1967 October 27, 2005
Get the bump bonesmug. How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9
Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^
Yum... :-9
Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^
by CDSmith1967 May 10, 2006
Get the yodel patchmug. Two well-know last words that are said
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
Example #1- Dereck had just rolled a fat ass blunt
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2006
Get the Oh shit!mug. When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when
they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel
the need to dish out some oppression to those who are
declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and
giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a
one trick pony wage slave acts like a
big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom
or mops the floor.
Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when
they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel
the need to dish out some oppression to those who are
declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and
giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a
one trick pony wage slave acts like a
big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom
or mops the floor.
Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.
And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
by CDSmith1967 February 12, 2013
Get the Too Many Cooks Spoil The Brothmug. The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
by CDSmith1967 July 6, 2006
Get the balloonsmug. The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006
Get the knitting bootiesmug.