CDSmith1967's definitions

cut the cheese

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!

by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006

bump bones

To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...

Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)

Alexis and I didn't waste time to jump
in the sack and bump bones with each other.

by CDSmith1967 October 27, 2005

fruitful valley

Cleavage between a woman's breasts,
especially if said woman has large
breasts.

I tried not to notice, I tried to
ignore it, but I couldn't help but
look upon the fruitful valley that
was in view from within her snug
blouse.

by CDSmith1967 October 12, 2005

balloons

Another name for breasts.

The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!

by CDSmith1967 July 6, 2006

nuzzle

To rub your nose at a girl's body parts.

When nuzzling her neck, take in the smell of her perfume.
But in more intimate situations, nuzzling at her breasts is
even better. Trust me.

The girl squealed in surprise, then
laughed out loud as her amorous boyfriend
pressed his face into her big, soft breasts.

Then she said, teasingly as he began to
nuzzle her:

"EEP! You horny bastard! Stop! I'm ticklish there! Hahaha!!"

by CDSmith1967 August 4, 2007

knitting booties

The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.

I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.

by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006

one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.

There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!

by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005