24 definitions by CDSmith1967
According to Webster's Dictionary:
n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 March 19, 2006
A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.
(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.
(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.
"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.
"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by CDSmith1967 September 29, 2005
(adj.) Description of an ample amount of
mammarian flesh, also known as breasts,
knockers, knobs, tits, titties, jugs,
juggs, bazooms, etc. which stretches
any sweater (or top for that matter!) to
attractive, distractive, and/or delicious
proportions.
mammarian flesh, also known as breasts,
knockers, knobs, tits, titties, jugs,
juggs, bazooms, etc. which stretches
any sweater (or top for that matter!) to
attractive, distractive, and/or delicious
proportions.
The way the girl's sweater-filling looked,
bouncing softly as she walked past, jiggling
at every step she made, Mother Nature was
VERY KIND to her. I did a one-gun salute
after she passed by. Man, was she a hottie!
bouncing softly as she walked past, jiggling
at every step she made, Mother Nature was
VERY KIND to her. I did a one-gun salute
after she passed by. Man, was she a hottie!
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
Where you yourself is in an EXTREMELY BAD
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.
(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)
Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.
Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.
(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)
Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.
Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.
A guy lends his credit card to a relative to
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.
However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.
Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.
However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.
Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!
by CDSmith1967 April 9, 2009
Verb. To throw something extra-cool in the already-existing good deal, making more appealing.
It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.
Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.
But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.
Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.
But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
The computer service guy not only offer to fix my computer, he threw in a deal sweetener: some anti-virus software and a wi-fi receiver for free for being a first-time customer! Fuck yeah!
by CDSmith1967 October 9, 2012
(Verb)- When someone takes their palm and
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.
Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.
Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.
It didn't take long for my friend to get
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
so paid-for.
Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
so paid-for.
Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.
by CDSmith1967 April 10, 2006