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How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9
Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^
Yum... :-9
Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^
by CDSmith1967 May 10, 2006
Get the yodel patch mug.To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...
Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...
Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)
by CDSmith1967 October 27, 2005
Get the bump bones mug.Two well-know last words that are said
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
Example #1- Dereck had just rolled a fat ass blunt
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2006
Get the Oh shit! mug.(adj.) Description of an ample amount of
mammarian flesh, also known as breasts,
knockers, knobs, tits, titties, jugs,
juggs, bazooms, etc. which stretches
any sweater (or top for that matter!) to
attractive, distractive, and/or delicious
proportions.
mammarian flesh, also known as breasts,
knockers, knobs, tits, titties, jugs,
juggs, bazooms, etc. which stretches
any sweater (or top for that matter!) to
attractive, distractive, and/or delicious
proportions.
The way the girl's sweater-filling looked,
bouncing softly as she walked past, jiggling
at every step she made, Mother Nature was
VERY KIND to her. I did a one-gun salute
after she passed by. Man, was she a hottie!
bouncing softly as she walked past, jiggling
at every step she made, Mother Nature was
VERY KIND to her. I did a one-gun salute
after she passed by. Man, was she a hottie!
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
Get the sweater-filling mug.The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
by CDSmith1967 July 6, 2006
Get the balloons mug.The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006
Get the knitting booties mug.Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.
In other words , the middle finger.
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.
In other words , the middle finger.
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.
So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!
Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.
So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!
Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005
Get the one-finger salute mug.