CDSmith1967's definitions
Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2016
Get the bite my assmug. Verb. To throw something extra-cool in the already-existing good deal, making more appealing.
It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.
Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.
But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.
Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.
But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
The computer service guy not only offer to fix my computer, he threw in a deal sweetener: some anti-virus software and a wi-fi receiver for free for being a first-time customer! Fuck yeah!
by CDSmith1967 October 9, 2012
Get the deal sweetenermug. Two well-know last words that are said
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
Example #1- Dereck had just rolled a fat ass blunt
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2006
Get the Oh shit!mug. The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006
Get the knitting bootiesmug. When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
Get the screaming shitsmug. Where you yourself is in an EXTREMELY BAD
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.
(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)
Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.
Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.
(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)
Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.
Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.
A guy lends his credit card to a relative to
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.
However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.
Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.
However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.
Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!
by CDSmith1967 April 9, 2009
Get the Twisting in the windmug. A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
Get the rotten-egg fartmug.