CDSmith1967's definitions
A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
Get the rotten-egg fartmug. Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2016
Get the bite my assmug. Two well-know last words that are said
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
in an expression of:
1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;
2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;
and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;
EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
Example #1- Dereck had just rolled a fat ass blunt
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.
Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."
Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2006
Get the Oh shit!mug. When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
Get the screaming shitsmug. According to Webster's Dictionary:
n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006
Get the bluenosemug. ~adj.-
1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008
Get the slap monkeymug. Verb. To throw something extra-cool in the already-existing good deal, making more appealing.
It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.
Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.
But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.
Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.
But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
The computer service guy not only offer to fix my computer, he threw in a deal sweetener: some anti-virus software and a wi-fi receiver for free for being a first-time customer! Fuck yeah!
by CDSmith1967 October 9, 2012
Get the deal sweetenermug.