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Jewnial

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When someone denies that they are Jewish but they engaged in daily activities that clearly lets everyone know that they are a Jew.
Brian is in such Jewnial. He tells me hes not Jewish yet the other day I caught him walking down the street looking for discarded pennies and crying while reading Anne Frank.
by CARTMAN November 12, 2014
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terri schiavo

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The only reason for unplugging this woman's feeding tube is to make Michael Schiavo feel good.

If you liberals want to make Michael Schiavo feel good then why don't you just go and give him a handjob or something?
Fuck off ya donkey-raping,shit-eaters.
by Cartman March 20, 2005
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22.3 years

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In South Park the amount of time it takes something tragic to become funny again, like AIDS.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it has AIDS. hahahaha
by Cartman January 7, 2005
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whoopah

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The term used when your friend or someone you know is a pussy whipped faggot and u need to let them know it!
Riley:I love you Marin. Nick:Whoopah! Josh:I love you Leanne. Me:Whoopah!
by Cartman February 11, 2004
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aqua teen hunger force

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A insanely funny show consiting of 3 characters: Frylock Meatwad and one of the best, coolest and funniest characters every created Master shake.
by cartman January 1, 2004
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ho-tard

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XrioX is a ho-tard
by cartman August 14, 2003
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An older Africian-American person who resembles the father (pop) of Chef, the Southpark character. This person cannot correctly pronounce certain words due to a poor education.
That guy is just like chefspop. He says 'tree fidy' when he means 'three fifty'
by Cartman August 12, 2003
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