C.T Tracy's definitions

Steven

A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent

"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"

by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023

A brainless genius

Someone who does things wrong so unfathomablely well and seems like they know what they're doing that other people not only think they are right but you are an idiot for think otherwise

" You see if you flip the pan on the spatula you can flip the sandwich!"
"You can just use the spatula?"
"No you gotta use the pan it works"
"Your a brainless genius."

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

Breaking the record

The action of intentionally repeating oneself to win an argument or get they're way

"Dude yes they can"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"I've seen them do it"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"your just gonna keep breaking the record aren't y-"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"

(Turkey guy is promptly beat to death)

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

KWYJIBO

a KWYJIBO is a rule, idea, or excuse. made up on the fly to cheat in a board or video game.

originating from the season one episode 2 "bart the genius" episode of the simpsons where during a gem of scrabble he spells the word "KWYJIBO" and describes it as "a big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin" as an attempt to get out of the game early

"dude you cant do that its against the rules to do that"1
"since when?" 2
"since forever!" 1
"your full of it thats a total KWYJIBO"

by C.T Tracy July 25, 2024

The grog

That feeling you get after getting home from school and falling asleep in your warm clothes so you wake up all sweaty and groggy like your in a different dimension

"Oh fuck im so tired ive got the grog. My body hurts"

by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022