Definitions by C-note

TERMITE

1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your tar star leading to the irritation of a roid
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter

Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!

This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!

Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.

TERMITE by c-note February 3, 2005

Camel-Jockey 

ADJ./N. See Towel Head, Dune Coo or Apu

Damn Camel Jockey down at the 7-11 stinks like curry!

Camel-Jockey by c-note January 31, 2005

chicken coop 

The state of being extremely high.
Being high so as to loose awareness of your surroundings and motor skills and general delirium.

1. Oh shit, I am in the chicken coop.
2. This shit will get you in the chicken coop (referring to reefer).

chicken coop by C-note October 24, 2004

penile cord 

Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.

Ms. Smith can pull on my penal cord if she thinks I am going to do my homework.

penile cord by C-Note April 24, 2004

bush kangaroo 

A guy (or girl) who hops from bush to bush.

Watch out for him. That guy is such a bush kangaroo.

bush kangaroo by C-note September 22, 2003