preaner

Also spelt Preener and sometimes Preanar, someone (usally a guy)about 15 or so who hangs around with tweens only so they can be praised by those naive and younger then them. Is dangerously close to a cradle-snatcher

That Toby is such a preaner. I heard he tried to hook up at lil' Sharece's party last Thursday. He gives me the creeps.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

mack the knife

1. A London folk-hero of the 1700's, a robin hood type of fellow.
2. The newspaper name of a Detroit mob enforcer.
3. A swinging song by Bobby Darin
4. To put on a condom (from mackintosh). Also called mack the badger.

1. "Look, up in the sky! Its Mack the Knife!"-lowly peasant
2. "MACK THE KNIFE STRIKES AGAIN"- lowly tabloid
3. "Look out, oh macky's baack!"-lowly karaoke fan
3. "Are going to mack that knife, or am I going to have to do it for you"-lady about to go lowly

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

bull-sighted

When someone, usally a flawed charecter with some godly power, acts rashly and selfishly, without proper thought for the far-reaching consquences of their actions

Ha ha, told you bull-sighted is a word oh teacher of mine. I should get extra marks for this. Signed Callum.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

scalp

From the word copper-scalp, refering to somone who is both stupid and a wanker. However, it is most commenly used for somone who, due to their own stupidity, makes thw wrong decistions and ends up being a heavy-set nobody.

" U-Turn only you piss-faced scalp!" -My dad
"Jeez, you can be a real scalp sometimes"-Me to my friend after he parked his car halfway up a hillock and forget to put the handbrake on. It knocked his dads fence over.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

pillow-candy

When about to emabrk on a hurried sex-session (usally at someone elses party) you reliase netheir of you has a condom. Luickily, you spot one that has been mistakenly left behid by somelse. Note: It is rarly on a actual pillow, but behind a couch or bed.)

God, thay pillow-candy saved my life. Too bad for her it was grape. Yuck.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

Raven-haven

A place ( a particular school, club, office block, whatever) where the girls (and sometimes boys, apparently) who flock there are of particularly sexy quality, at least compared to the Crows of another place.

Club Skive is SUCH a raven-haven. Alison's boyfriend works there, and he says zingers outweigh mingers 3-1!

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

Hootie Blowfish

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish

My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.

by C-Dawg (no, really) July 14, 2006