Definitions by C L G

Jack The Tripper 

When high on drugs, the act of tripping and hallucinating extreme visions of murdering people (normally women in questionable lines of work).

"Why is Ben cutting the floor with a plastic knife?"
"I think he's done a Jack The Tripper, innit.."

Jack The Tripper by C L G June 3, 2018

Cloud Fine 

Derived from Cloud 9 (meaning Heaven or extreme happiness). A state that's not extremely happy, but is not extremely unhappy either.

"How're you, Matey?"
"Well I'm on Cloud Fine, if yer know what I mean!"

Cloud Fine by C L G June 3, 2018

Hospitowl 

A Hospital for birds. Can also be slang for a Hospital for female patients, due to bird being a female term in popular culture.

"Sharon, do you like parrots? Because you look like you'd enjoy a cockatoo!"
"My cockatoo is dying, you sick pervert!"
"Soz, Shaz. Want me to drive it to the Hospitowl?"
"Ok! I love you! My hero!"

Hospitowl by C L G June 3, 2018

Flashfight 

Using torches/flashlights as a weapon and fighting. It is not dissimilar to fencing/sword fighting, but is more common amongst guards or nighttime tourists.

"I hate you! I declare... A Flashfight!!!"
"No! Barnaby! Anything but that!!"

Flashfight by C L G May 7, 2018

Game Of Moans 

When you are engaged in an orgy and everyone suddenly begins to die.

"Why is everyone dead on my floor?"
"They were doing a Game Of Moans.."
"Oh... We should totally do that too!"
"Ok!"

Game Of Moans by C L G May 7, 2018

Tinned Soup 

Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.

"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."

Tinned Soup by C L G May 7, 2018

Bed-Digger 

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.

"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."

Bed-Digger by C L G May 7, 2018