the controlled-chaos effect gained when styling one's hair by hand or from an outside source such as the wind.
by c December 04, 2003
Engineering frosh group leader. Invovles painting themselves purple (completely purple) with gentian and slamming a four hundred dollar jacket on the ground while screaming, "you're never going to be a year frosh, you're never going to climb the pole, you're never going to pass 112"
by C October 20, 2003
Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.
"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.
"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.
"I see. Let's fuck."
"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.
"I see. Let's fuck."
by C May 06, 2005
by C February 21, 2004
by C February 24, 2004
God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 07, 2004
by C February 24, 2004