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Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 6, 2004
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HIZOT

just pure and simple hot in every single way, smile, eyes, body, personality, pure hot. yummmmmm :o)
Dave is hizot!!!!!!!
by C September 1, 2008
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WFYB

Instant Messaging acronym for "Whatever floats your boat".

An indirect way for somebody to voice their disagreement when someone shares an opinion different from their own.
Person 1: gonna hit the sack, come join me
Person 2: I'd rather sleep on the floor.
Person 1: fine, wfyb
by C August 25, 2004
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vimal

an act of sheer stupidity characterized by great embarrassment but usually results in quality entertainment for others.
wow, you just pulled a vimal.
by c May 13, 2005
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elbows

rims on a car
man that boy sittin on elbows
by c May 9, 2004
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dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.
She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out
by C February 24, 2004
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schleif

When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.
Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.
by c August 20, 2003
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