C's definitions

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

god

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.

"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." -A. Einstein

by C February 22, 2004

skillfullguy

just pure skills

kevin is one skillfullguy

by c April 7, 2003

BJ

Betsey Johnson, a high fashion clothing label.

"Boys love BJ's" or "I love BJ"

by c July 31, 2004

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

Morningwood

One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.

Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.

by C April 14, 2005

cheapies

cheapies (n). Schoolboy sexual thrills.

"Miss Pollard bent down to pick
up the chalk giving William his cheapies."
( from 'William stirs below' by
Richmal Compton ).

by C February 24, 2004