C's definitions

bugner's eye

Bugner's eye (n). Flapless female
genitalia, resembling Joe Bugner's
closed-up eye in any fight he's ever had.

That fanny I was with last night had a Bugner's eye

by C February 24, 2004

change at Baker Street

change at Baker Street (v). During
intercourse, to decide to play the
b-side. From the only station on the
London Underground where it is possible
to change from the Pink Line ( Hammersmith
& City ) to the Brown Line
Bakerloo ).

I tried a change at Baker Street last night and she kicked me out on my arse.

by C February 24, 2004

cheapies

cheapies (n). Schoolboy sexual thrills.

"Miss Pollard bent down to pick
up the chalk giving William his cheapies."
( from 'William stirs below' by
Richmal Compton ).

by C February 24, 2004

clown's pie

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

by C February 24, 2004

cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.

Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.

by C February 24, 2004

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.

She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004