C's definitions

yummy mummy

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.

I love to tap yummy mummies.

by C February 24, 2004

Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.

Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.

by C February 6, 2004

change at Baker Street

change at Baker Street (v). During
intercourse, to decide to play the
b-side. From the only station on the
London Underground where it is possible
to change from the Pink Line ( Hammersmith
& City ) to the Brown Line
Bakerloo ).

I tried a change at Baker Street last night and she kicked me out on my arse.

by C February 24, 2004

jhorts

Short for Jean Shorts.

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?

by C February 4, 2005

hore

see: bitch brownnoser


a reference to an asshole who brownnoses to authority (eg. the "boss")

or

"look at that ass fucker, he hores his way up to the top."

by C August 23, 2004

vimal

an act of sheer stupidity which is characterized by great embarrassment that typically results in physical harm to the performer of the act and quality entertainment for the witnesses of the act.

damn, i pulled a vimal.

by c March 26, 2005

der hornen

cf. the horns
in reference to the Penny-Arcade comic of August 4, 2004

Tycho: Jesus Christ threw up the horns?
Gabe: What can I say? Jesus is fucking metal.

by C January 7, 2005