Partaking in sexual acts with furries in a dark forrest surrounded by worshippers of the swedish spirit of goon
"Hey man, lets Fjordglimp." "Nah my butt still hurts from last night's Fjordglimping, those furries got me good."
by Fjordexpert99_glimper January 21, 2025
Get the Fjordglimpingmug. Dictionary meaning:
the act of subtly dispersing one’s aura across a plane or barren void which has no aura receptacle.
Colloquial meaning:
A street fight or wrestling move in which one’s mental fjord is denied to them by means of hostile exorcising of their zygomatic bone
the act of subtly dispersing one’s aura across a plane or barren void which has no aura receptacle.
Colloquial meaning:
A street fight or wrestling move in which one’s mental fjord is denied to them by means of hostile exorcising of their zygomatic bone
Dictionary:
I hear he improved his mental fortitude by fjordglimping
Colloquial:
Oh shit! I think that guy just got fjordglimped!
I hear he improved his mental fortitude by fjordglimping
Colloquial:
Oh shit! I think that guy just got fjordglimped!
by Bwaxmougger December 2, 2024
Get the Fjordglimpingmug. The highest reality attainable in the Gooning multiverse. Cosmic-level gooning. Gooning in the 5th dimension. A state of goon so pure that god sheds a tear.
“Jelq. Edge. Goon. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Gooner. But Doctor Proctor the Prostate Doctor accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction—access to the r/feet subreddit. Thus, the Fjordglimper was born. Using their ultra-super powers, the Fjordglimper has dedicated their life to fjordglimping, or gooning on such a level that our feeble human minds would shatter under its weight.”
by Balls ™ April 11, 2025
Get the Fjordglimpingmug. The Arctic goon had always called to me a cold whisper at the back of my mind. I booked a trip to Norway chasing an experience that felt mythic: FjordGlimping, a ritual blending raw communion with nature and a transcendental gooning experience. The boat ride into the fjord was silent. The sun hovered below the horizon, painting the cliffs in hues of indigo and faint gold. I could feel the Arctic chill reaching my ass cheeks. The guide spoke of the fjord’s lore: sperm whales singing in the depths, and the beliefs of the land holding sacred memories of a primordial goon. “FjordGlimping,” she said “is about gooning to the ice letting it reveal the hidden.” In a secluded inlet surrounded by cliffs, we were left alone, our thoughts, and ourselves. The stillness magnified every sound my breath, the snow crunching under ass, and the rhythmic intensity of my ritual. I stared into the dark reflective water, feeling my soul ascend with each stroke. Memories surfaced childhood, fleeting joys. I saw it—a shard of glacial sperm, ancient and radiant encased in the ice. It glowed faintly, alive. Touching it, I felt clarity I had been chasing meaning in the wrong places. I found it in the simplicity of FjordGlimping. As I completed the ritual my offering a monumental release—froze into the fjord. Back on the boat I felt lighter. The Arctic hadn’t just been a destination. The fjord held a piece of me now, as I carried its icy truth. FjordGlimping isnt just a ritual—its the ultimate ascension.
I experienced FjordGlimping a few months ago with the bruzz and i will forever chase that feeling, knowing full well i can never feel such pleasure again.
In conclusion, FjordGlimping is an ascension beyond the human comprehension, you will experience a realm of 4 dimensional gooning beyond what we previously thought was possible. FjordGlimping is the one and only goal of life, and you will never feel the same after.
In conclusion, FjordGlimping is an ascension beyond the human comprehension, you will experience a realm of 4 dimensional gooning beyond what we previously thought was possible. FjordGlimping is the one and only goal of life, and you will never feel the same after.
by The FjordGlimper November 25, 2024
Get the FjordGlimpingmug. Partaking in sexual activities with a twink or femboy while wearing aviators, usually with no emotion or using a cool voice.
by Aabsolutechad November 23, 2024
Get the Fjordglimpingmug. Fjordglimping-(Noun)
-The act of gooning till you soul ejaulates out of your penis and your seman is golden brown and it lands in your cats mouth and makes him leave his body while nutting back in your mouth
-The act of gooning till you soul ejaulates out of your penis and your seman is golden brown and it lands in your cats mouth and makes him leave his body while nutting back in your mouth
Bro: yoo man …. Wait why are you on the floor
Dog: Yea he kinda just Fjordglimped everywhere and now him and the cat are playing Minecraft 69 with George Washington
Bro: What’s Fjordglimping
Dog: Fjordglimping is The act of gooning till you soul ejaulates out of your penis and your seman is golden brown and it lands in your cats mouth and makes him leave his body while nutting back in your mouth
Dog: Yea he kinda just Fjordglimped everywhere and now him and the cat are playing Minecraft 69 with George Washington
Bro: What’s Fjordglimping
Dog: Fjordglimping is The act of gooning till you soul ejaulates out of your penis and your seman is golden brown and it lands in your cats mouth and makes him leave his body while nutting back in your mouth
by Cock_Sucker_Mason December 4, 2024
Get the Fjordglimpingmug. by KaffeMannen November 26, 2024
Get the Fjordglimpingmug.