Buttfuckme's definitions
by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.
Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

by Buttfuckme July 29, 2022

n- 1.) When man A inserts his penis, dick, or cock into the rectum or asshole of man B while man B is using a urinal in a public bathroom with 3 or more urinals, usually not to exceed 10 urinals in total.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

1. (Noun, Internet Abbreviation, from ABDL, Not to be confused with pedophilia, Nonderrog. ) Adult Child Underwear Lover. Similar to ABDL in basic principle, but inflecting an age range not accurate to the term "baby", or manner involving underwear as opposed to a diaper; used to to increase specification.
1. (Internet chat) Are you into ACUL?
by Buttfuckme January 19, 2024

An expression that a Pollack , Pole, or other Poland national uses when confronted with their own inconsistent statements in a court of law. It is used often by Jews but is not necessarily restricted to Jewish people.
by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

1. Noun, standard sci. Notation : The scientific equation for the properties of shit and laws of shit; In practice Mostly used to evade the most ceramic hardware and/or software profanity and copyright filters of Google's latest invention.
1. This is (sh¹t)², Oh this is (sh¹t)²; I'm not looking for answers because they're out of your remit!
by Buttfuckme April 20, 2023
