Definitions by Buttfuckme

flick your bic 

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

flick your bic by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

Eighteen Years

1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.

1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.

Eighteen Years by Buttfuckme April 1, 2021

Mcfuckit Deluxe 

1,. noun - A Mcfuckit Deluxe is a hidden item on the McDonalds menu that you can never actually order. It consists of a serving of chicken Mcnuggets (4 or 9 pack) smothered in fresh cum harvested from a local black dude. They are prepared without the use of gloves or other proper food handling procedures.

1. I'll have one McFuckit Deluxe and a one small cum shake to go.

Mcfuckit Deluxe by Buttfuckme September 22, 2020

CHOMO 

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

CHOMO by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Poopi Goldberg 

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

Poopi Goldberg by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Poopi Goldberg 

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

Poopi Goldberg by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

CHOMO 

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially Nancy Pelosi and the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

CHOMO by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020