Facebook

Instagrams grandfather

Facebook is for oldies

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

My mommy said

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”

Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Me

I’m being disrespected by the urban dictionary site because I’m a man with a feminine name

I am my own me

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Big boy

I’m fwee yeers ould, I’m a big boy

BIg boy

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Glory hole

A hole in the wall you put your penis through to have a wild experience

Glory hole

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Power

I will strike you down with electrical currents

Power run head

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020