Definitions by Butter Mike

black girl freebie 

What a sneaky bitch does to get something for free at a cash register.

Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.

black girl freebie by Butter Mike August 31, 2019

pageant alycia 

Otherwise known as "bye felicia," this is a ho with no morals that will stop at nothing to win a pageant.

Kristin: Damn, Bree, I am worried about that blonde bitch with the big tits. So, I think you know what we have to do.
Bree: Oh hell no, I ain't pulling no pageant alycia like the last time.

pageant alycia by Butter Mike July 2, 2019

peepee walker 

Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.

Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.

peepee walker by Butter Mike December 14, 2018

mother of the year 

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner

Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.

mother of the year by Butter Mike November 24, 2018

Pageant Queen 

A shady bitch who will stop at nothing to be in the top 15 of a pageant.

Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.

Pageant Queen by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

Court Reporter 

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

Court Reporter by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy

Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.

ho lasagne by Butter Mike October 11, 2018