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Jan: Holy hell, what the fuck happened to your hair? You have joined the mozzy fox club.
Jackie: No fucking shit. That pussy-ass stylist said he was going to give me the hottest new style and I let him. It looks like I have striped pubic hair all over my head.
Jackie: No fucking shit. That pussy-ass stylist said he was going to give me the hottest new style and I let him. It looks like I have striped pubic hair all over my head.
by Butter Mike November 13, 2021
Get the mozzy fox mug.Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
by Butter Mike June 1, 2023
Get the appellate judge mug.Mike: Damn, Ronee, I want to shove my 4-inch, uncut throbbing cock in that hairy curry pink pocket and make you rip that silk veil off your face while you beg for more.
Ronee: Whateber you like, Master. Please do that before my dad gets home from his shift at 7-11. My pussy is bery, bery horny.
Ronee: Whateber you like, Master. Please do that before my dad gets home from his shift at 7-11. My pussy is bery, bery horny.
by Butter Mike October 2, 2023
Get the curry pink pocket mug.What a fat, smelly dentist uses to wipe the cum off his roly poly dick after he fucks up your mouth and gets excited about it.
Doctor: Fuck me, Gertrude, oops, it happened again, get me that handy dandy Kint Rag, my sweaty balls are sticking to this dumb bitch’s fillings.
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havn’t seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havn’t seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter
by Butter Mike April 7, 2023
Get the Kint Rag mug.Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
Get the Pageant Queen mug.Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.
by Butter Mike June 16, 2023
Get the digital court reporter mug.Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.
Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
by Butter Mike December 14, 2018
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