Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.
Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
by Butter Mike December 14, 2018
Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
by Butter Mike April 27, 2020
Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
by Butter Mike August 31, 2019
keke: girl, that chicken is running right through me. I don’t want to leave a NaeNae butt stain in this booth
Laelae: oh, whatever, it won’t be the first time
Laelae: oh, whatever, it won’t be the first time
by Butter Mike February 08, 2023
jim: are you fucking kidding me right now, is my wife sucking your flacid penis?
enrique: dont bullshittily complain about it after you watch
enrique: dont bullshittily complain about it after you watch
by Butter Mike November 06, 2019
Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.
by Butter Mike May 05, 2020
Mike: Damn, Ronee, I want to shove my 4-inch, uncut throbbing cock in that hairy curry pink pocket and make you rip that silk veil off your face while you beg for more.
Ronee: Whateber you like, Master. Please do that before my dad gets home from his shift at 7-11. My pussy is bery, bery horny.
Ronee: Whateber you like, Master. Please do that before my dad gets home from his shift at 7-11. My pussy is bery, bery horny.
by Butter Mike October 02, 2023