Definitions by Burt Reynolds

jobby juice 

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

jobby juice by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

FCC 

Federal Communications Commission. Media regulator that went into overdrive after the wardrobe malfunction and increased censoring to an all time high. See totalitarian, evil, communist.

"Are we watching Soviet controlled TV, or did the FCC get drunk with power again?"

FCC by Burt Reynolds April 8, 2004

Jube 

Female ejaculate

"Then she jubed all over my face!"

Jube by Burt Reynolds March 9, 2004

wide right 

The result of a potential game winning field goal by Florida State (Free Shoes) against Miami in their one sided rivalry

I bet some money on FSU to win against Miami. Beitia sets up to kick a 39-yard field goal... it's wide right....again

wide right by Burt Reynolds February 14, 2004

asspicnic 

Something that you call someone, very much akin to |assfarmer|.

Dammit Quincy, you are such an asspicnic

asspicnic by Burt Reynolds April 8, 2003

Beyondcrap 

Crap, but a greater form of it.

This isn't crap, its beyondcrap!

Beyondcrap by Burt Reynolds March 2, 2003

Gat 

A greater deity or god

All hail the almighty Gat

Gat by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003