Bungalow Bill's definitions

Mistake Daily

An common second name for the Cal Poly daily newspaper

Did you see how they messed up the map of the Middle East in the Mistake Daily today?

by Bungalow Bill October 15, 2001

bill of goods

a falsehood, a sham, an outright lie!

the phrase "selling a bill of goods" basically means making promises that knowingly can't or won't be kept.

political candidates always try to sell voters a bill of goods in order to get elected to office.

by bungalow bill February 12, 2005

shields up

the act of covering the face with the collar of your t-shirt in order to avoid the smell of flatulants.

Geez, Jimmy. That smells atomic. Shields up everyone.

by Bungalow Bill September 28, 2002

snow

the black and white display of a t.v. when there is no reception

For the first 20 minutes my t.v. is on, I see more snow than cable

by Bungalow Bill December 2, 2001

near tears

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

lallergies

a true to congestion pronunciation of allergies. Often used by those who are under the influence of mucus noses.

I know I sound sick. It's the lallergies.

by Bungalow Bill January 13, 2002

b-ball

The game of basketball

Let's go play some b-ball tonight at the elementary school

by Bungalow Bill November 16, 2001