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croaker sack

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A large, cloth bag used for holding croakers after you have caught them. You can carry the croakers home in the sack without being under the watchful eye of the game warden.
Paul lost his knapsack, so he carries his school books in a croaker sack.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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carpenter's dream

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A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Ahab the Arab

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An excellent song by Ray Stevens that offends all good white liberals.
Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands

He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And every evening about midnight
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride

Spoken

Silently through the night to the sultan's tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade "A" number one U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had a thing going. You know, and they'd been carrying on for some time now behind the Sultan's back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he'd say (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say, (imitate camel voice). Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"
Well....


He brought that camel to a screeching halt
At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
And a bone in her nose ho, ho.
Spoken

There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars, sipping on a "R C" Co-Cola listening to her transistor, watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube reading the Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?" and Ahab walked up to her and he said, (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby." (laughter) You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug, give him one of the sly looks, she said, (coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".
'Round and around and around and around...etc.


And that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The Sheik of the Burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab
The swinging Sheik of the burnin' sand
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Pierre le Toque

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The toque-wearing, cigarette-smoking man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

From toke, a puff or drag on a marijuana cigarette.

Also called Ziggy the Narc.

Common since the 1960s, and maybe earlier.
I gotta quit smoking this stuff. I saw Pierre le Toque truckin down the street.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Ziggy the Narc

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The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

Also called Pierre le Toque.

Used by some hippies to make their friends paranoid.
You know why they put Ziggy the Narc's picture on these papers? To keep an eye on you hippies.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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To get overly excited about something.

Common at least since the mid 1950s.
Come on, Louie, don't have a spaz attack!
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Tommy Toilet

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A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"
Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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