145 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"
Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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An organization that makes MEN out of its members.
The U. S. Army sure made a man out of Lynndie England.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.
Get yer buttocks outta here.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.
We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.

2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.
Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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