Bumkicker Slade's definitions

narcissistic

A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.

Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

public school

An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.

Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

cabbage fart

An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

nigger heap

A Cadillac or other large, fancy car.

Where did you get that car? It looks like a nigger heap.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

White Shoes

A pack of organized criminals on the West Coast.

A San Francisco Pachuco gang devoted to hanging out on street corners, picking teeth with shivs, rolling bums, mugging decent people, and fighting. They rob, steal, and kill.

There were a couple of White Shoes on the corner, and William shot them both as we drove by.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006