Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

brass monkey 

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

brass monkey by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

whine 

The favorite passtime of the liberal, the yuppie, the soccer mom, and the Jewish American Princess. To complain incessantly.

Senaturd Clinton likes to whine that taxes are not high enough.

whine by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

zoot suit 

A suit worn by Pachuco boys when they stop hanging out on street corners and beating each other up, and go to a dance.

Raymond wore a zoot suit in public, and all decent people were outraged.

zoot suit by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

delicate 

Indelicate.

Scandalous, shameful, worthy of disapprobation.

I am here to discuss a delicate matter with you.

delicate by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

sawbones 

The quack. The croaker. The doc.

I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.

sawbones by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

carpenter's dream 

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

carpenter's dream by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

alligator clip 

A spring-loaded, toothed metal clip resembling the jaws of an alligator. It is used to attach wires to terminals when testing electronic circuits. Some people use an alligator clip as a roach clip.

Bernie used an alligator clip to hold his reefer.

alligator clip by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005