sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.

There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

the chewbacca defense

Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.

If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

arrogant

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.

Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

buttocks

The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.

Get yer buttocks outta here.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

soccer mom

An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.

Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005