bum

1. A person who, by his own choice, is unemployed and homeless, and who lives on the fringes of society so he can beg instead of work.

2. Somebody's backside. A keister.
Bernie the Bum begs for money to buy a can of cat food and a bottle of muscatel.


Bumkicker Slade (that's me) has a noble mission to kick the bum of everyone who wants something for nothing, or who wants to take something from someone, or who wants to intimidate or terrorize someone. That includes bums, liberals, tax collectors, and Pachuco boys.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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home school

A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.

Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.

Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.

In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.
Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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linguisa

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.
There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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little debbie

A brand of junk food, usually small cakes.
Little Debbie has a snack for you!
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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cat's ass

The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Boss. Zorch cow. Real George.

This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.
Whoa, where did you get that piano? It's cat's ass!

During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.
Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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