Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.
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After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
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The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
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