Definitions by Bullshitzer

Smart Phone

Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it's owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner's mother-in-law.

As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.

Smart Phone by Bullshitzer June 3, 2010

Pick Up Truck 

A motorized vehicle with over size tires, enough horsepower to rescue a three ton elephant from quicksand and a glove compartment filled with country and western CD's.

He bought a pick up truck to drive to work but then lost his job as an accountant and didn't need it anymore.

Pick Up Truck by bullshitzer June 2, 2010

Mission Statement

The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.

After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.

Mission Statement by bullshitzer June 2, 2010