BuffDudeTotally's definitions

Preality TV

Supposed reality TV where it is obvious that the situation has been set up ahead of time.

"How come after visiting a pigeon racing speciallist, Barry Weiss from Storage Wars returned to a car that was covered in more bird poop than could ever be real?

"That's Preality TV for you."

by BuffDudeTotally November 14, 2012

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

Teflon Trump

The man to whom no accountability ever seems to stick, No matter how outlandish his actions.

It looks like Teflon Trump may have finally met his match with the impeachment proceedings.

by BuffDudeTotally November 18, 2019

Trox News

The unfair and unbalanced Trump propaganda "news source". Once known as Fox News

Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?

Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".

by BuffDudeTotally March 3, 2021

Banana Republicans

The extremist Trump supporters who deny the election results, and participated in an Insurrection at the Capitol during the electoral vote Counting.

Max: "Did you see all of the chaos and Insurrection at the Capitol when they were counting the electoral votes?
Christine "Yes, and there's no telling what those election results-denying, Trump extremist Banana Republicans will do next either."

by BuffDudeTotally January 11, 2021

Bitch McConnell

An updated name for Mitch McConnell now that he has become Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

Mitch McConnell is now more accurately referred to as Bitch McConnell since he is now Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

by BuffDudeTotally January 12, 2021

eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024