Bud E Love's definitions

Stimpy

1. a very bad cat
2. see Ren
3. stupid, balloted sack of protoplasm

"Stimpy, you fool, you could have gotten us killed you eeeidiot!"

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

dirt riding

1. anal sex
2. see mud riding

That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

fish salad

Sexual act. During intercourse, pulling out just as ejaculation occurs and spilling your semen all over her open vagina.

Dude, they rythem method works like shit if you give her a fish salad.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Kracker

1. slang for a White person
2. totally useless racial slur

What the fuck you lookin at you kracker-ass kracker!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003