slappy

1. stupid or moronic person
2. see slap dick
3. slacker

Hey slappy, what have you been not doing all afternoon at work?

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003

PDX

Slang term for Portland Oregon. Also name of the airport in Portland.

I am the king of PDX baby, no one knows the Rose city like me.

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

number

1. slang term for a woman

She's a saucy little number isn't she?

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

J9

1. short for the name Jeannine

Hiya J9, lets meet for drinks later.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

hand love

1. masturbation

I'm going home to get me some hand love.

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003

lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003