Bud E Love's definitions

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

villiage idiot

1. a half retarded man-boy who has ill fitting clothes due to his large size and a very small hat.
2. well meaning but stupid fuck
3. a dumbass

Glen was obviously the villiage idiot due to the very small hat he wore and the large amount of drool he produced.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

240Z

1. Reference to the car of the gods- Datsun 240Z

Me and my 240Z were cruisin the lane.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

rum bunny

A woman who will let you take nude photos of her once she is drunk.

Cathy is a rum bunny and I have the pics to prove it! What a whore, let's post them on the internet!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Ricky Retardo

1. Name to call a friend or foe when they have done something stupid.
2. Reference to retard or loid.

Hey Ricky Retardo, how about putting your finger in the light socket while yer at it.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003