Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Buck naked

Moss Muncher

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.

The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .

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He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.

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A vagina at a heightened state of sexual pleasure.

He satisfied her quivering quim with his girthy man tool.

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Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.

I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.

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The entry and exit point for babies, penises , fingers ,dildos , tampons and bugs.

She pulled her undergarment down to expose her baby door – and inserted her man's pulsating piledriver .

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That chic has Fantastical titties

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To smack someone on or about the face and head with a semi-erect penis.

See pool table scene in Insatiable 2

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