honda davidson

Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.

Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.

by Bryan Gilbreath September 18, 2007

inaporkriate

An inappropriate comment or reaction typically regarding someone being overweight.

A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!

B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.

by Bryan Gilbreath December 04, 2009

pamnesia

Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.

T: Who was that hotty you took home last night?
B: Dude, I have no idea. I must have pamnesia.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

fagnify

A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.

A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.

B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?

by Bryan Gilbreath October 01, 2009

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath September 18, 2008

badvocate

A 'badvocate' is a person who always proposes or supports doing bad things.

Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!

Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!

Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.

by Bryan Gilbreath May 17, 2011