Bryan Gilbreath's definitions

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

hug addict

A person that feels the need to hug anyone they encounter.

Joy realized, after hugging the police officer who was giving her a ticket, that she had become a 'hug addict'.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 5, 2011

bragic

Certain males innate ability to cause females to swoon.

T: Man, that guy is hitting on his fifth girl tonight.
B: That's nothing man. He got numbers from ten last night. He's just working his bragic.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

saudi quattro

Another name for a Hummer or Range Rover or similar, high dollar SUV that may, or may not, be suitable for harsh dessert terrain.

a: Dude, did you see that behemoth SUV that twit drove to the party last night? What the hell was that, a Hummer?
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

bragedy

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.

T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

inaporkriate

An inappropriate comment or reaction typically regarding someone being overweight.

A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!

B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.

by Bryan Gilbreath December 4, 2009