Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008
Get the stupor market mug.Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!
Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!
Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.
Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!
Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.
by Bryan Gilbreath June 10, 2011
Get the badvocate mug.A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010
Get the Birkenstocker mug.A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 07, 2012
Get the crawlleague mug.Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
by Bryan Gilbreath March 02, 2010
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Get the gosh pit mug.Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.
A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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