Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.
"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"
by Bryan September 08, 2005
Americans are war mongering assholes
by bryan April 23, 2006
Did you wanna go to the bar, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Bryan November 29, 2004
by Bryan February 27, 2005
When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.
Similar to the Electric Bob.
Similar to the Electric Bob.
by Bryan April 18, 2005
1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
by Bryan November 19, 2004
One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.
The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.
The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.
What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.
by Bryan June 28, 2005