Bryan's definitions

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

yo whas poppin

Whas up, whas goin down, etc.

person#1:Yo whas poppin.
person#2:Just chillin.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

zoltron

A ancient dragon warrior that represents hilarity.

Haha. Dude, that's so zoltron.

by Bryan February 10, 2005

no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

by Bryan February 10, 2005

aloha screwdriver

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

by bryan February 15, 2004

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004