Bruce's definitions

bumjack

to have anal sex

Hey bigboy how about a bumjack?

by bruce February 8, 2004

Nanticoke Pennsylvania

The asshole aka armpit of the united states

damn dont go to nanticoke it sucks

by bruce February 24, 2005

Navy

An over-rated service. Some how it is still needed though in order for us to win wars.

Eric: I hate Floating jokes aka Navy.

Bruce: Why are they called floating jokes?

Eric: When's the last time we used the Navy in a war? World War II

by Bruce July 8, 2004

cocky

A person that is really musucular or big.

" When Iron Mike was in shape he was cocky as hell."

by Bruce April 23, 2005

napier

verb; to throw someone into a vat of unknown substances at Axis chemicals

Hey man, lemme holla at ya sister or i'll napier ya

by bruce April 18, 2004

Cyberwhipped

A person so involved in the world of cyberlust and self gratifacation, that they completely shut themselves off from others, and even become green with cyberjealousy to the point of changing rooms often, or in severe cases hiding in locked web sites.

Hey Joe..want to go to the bar tonight?

Can't Jack..better stick around the house.

by Bruce August 8, 2003

prozzies

"A forum for da ho in all of uz"

A congregation of elite attractive witty open-minded individuals who enjoy discrimination and all things perverse.

Hey yo, those people at Prozzies make me sick. Ya'll ain't got no self respect. Notice how my girl don't post there no more? Yeh. Word.

(Real life exmaples of people too ugly for Prozzies)

by Bruce April 25, 2005