Bruce's definitions

t&d

the act of having multiple orgasms. T&D stands for 'total desire' and 'thanx dude'

It was a T&D night

by Bruce November 11, 2006

shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

by Bruce February 4, 2004

bumjack

to have anal sex

Hey bigboy how about a bumjack?

by bruce February 8, 2004

slump

to kill

my gun accidentally went off and dude was slumped.

by bruce October 16, 2001

Bethman

A know-it-all intellectual lesbian. This is a gay subculture definition we use in the Southeast (Alabama)

I am so tired of listeing to Bethman over there running off at the mouth about shit she doesn't really know about!

by Bruce March 27, 2003

g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

a saying used to greet friends, usually when drunk

Tom: "g'day g'day and how are ya t'day?"

Bill: "good, and yerself?"

by Bruce April 10, 2003

smokin pole

to suck ones penis

that bitch like to smoke pole

by Bruce April 12, 2003