Brother Number One's definitions

dairy

A Corner Shop noted for selling everything from ice creams, milk Sweets and Confectionary To Cigarettes, Newspapers and Magazines Usu. Run By Curry Muncher Immigrants from Fiji or India but the small minority of them are owned by White People

therea a dairy up the street

by Brother Number One October 10, 2003

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

Comical Ali

1 - the former iraqi infomation minister best known for his misrepresented remarks during the Iraqi wars of 2003.

da americans have been blowen all the way to hell, we are winning.

by Brother Number One June 27, 2003

ludes

1 - Slang term for the drug methaqualude or simple quaaludes, a barbituate like Central Nervous depressant drug which causes clumsiness and fatigue, often used to treat insomnia and anxiety.

2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.

1 - My doc recommended i take ludes for my insomnia, there illegal but TS.

2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?

by Brother Number One August 22, 2005

teenagers

an age group whos sole purpose in life is to be obsessed with sexual references, smart assing teachers and dressing up like a whore or a wannabe gangsta or wannabe punk. They listen to the most appalling noise ever theyc all "music" but in real life its a no-talent stripfest. Most often seen at high schools or working at Quacky Ds for a minimum wage. Have had there morals destroyed by the ZOG conspiracy.

I was a teenager 10 years ago and of all the stuff ive mentioned in my definition was "hip" then, then there was no doubt you'd be beaten, clubbed and stoned to death. Todays Teenagers lack the morals of those born a decade earlier.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

Black Eyed Peas

A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.

Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

mp

abbr. for Member of Parliament in countrys with the Westminster system of Government

Paul Swain (nz) Alexander Downer (Au) Thabo Mbeki (SA), Paul Martin (CA) Jack Straw (UK)

by Brother Number One July 20, 2008