Pic-me-up

A pic of you for your boo.

Robert: I’m having a rough day.

Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?

Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.

Alexis: Check your inbox.

Robert: Babe! I love you.

Alexis: And I you.

by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020

Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 08, 2020

Starter brotha

When a white girl dates her first black man. He’s usually been white washed. Not a brotha brotha.

Kinga: He’s hot!

Flynn: Yeah, he cool but he’s a starter brotha. You need a brotha brotha.

Kinga: Well with all your talk about a brotha experience, I’m down.

by Brothaontheinside November 01, 2019

NDD

Neurotic Dating Disorder

She has got major NDD! She be datinglike crazy.

by Brothaontheinside December 15, 2019

Blopie

When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.

Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!

by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021

Selfie-love

A way to show your self-love with selfies

He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.

by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020

Pic-me-up

Lerayray: My boo is having a rough day.

Flynn: Did you send him a pic-me-up?

Kinga: What’s a pic-me-up?

Lerayray: Fo real?

Flynn: When you send your man a sexy pic to brighten/uplift his day.

I sent my man some pic-me-ups to help him through a rough patch.

by Brothaontheinside November 17, 2020