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Bromantium

Strongest known bro to man. Also known as semen.
Whip out the bromantium for her bra.
by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022
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Pick Me Bitch

Picked over and chosen last by the opposite sex.
They were both pick me bitches.
by BromanderInChief89 September 28, 2022
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meglonosfruito

Meglonosfruito
(noun)

A hypothetical term used to describe a person (typically female) who embodies the traits of a giant, lazy, and unattractive dinosaur. This individual is characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, bullying behavior, and a misguided belief in their popularity. Often nearing 30, with children in tow, the Meglonosfruito is notorious for being a megalomaniac with prejudicial tendencies and an overall antagonistic demeanor. Essentially, they are the proverbial “devil incarnate,” wreaking havoc wherever they go. Usually they appear gay with females because they are unwanted by men. The world comes to an end when interacting with.
“Don’t be such a Meglonosfruito, Karen—no one likes a prehistoric drama queen.”
by BromanderInChief89 December 28, 2024
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Greedraptor

Greedraptor
(noun)

A vicious term for a woman who hunts exclusively for rich, attractive white men, fueled by greed, entitlement, and a predatory sense of superiority. The Greedraptor thrives on social privilege, swooping down on opportunities that bolster her shallow ideals while tearing apart anyone she deems unworthy of her time. Backed by a fortress of supportive friends and family, she weaponizes exclusion, turning perceived “unvalue” into a personal insult.

Greedraptors are the embodiment of toxic superficiality, stomping over decency and fairness in their relentless pursuit of wealth, status, and validation. They are as prehistoric in their morals as they are ruthless in their behavior—a walking cautionary tale of ego and prejudice.
“She wouldn’t even look at him—classic Greedraptor behavior, all claws and no heart.”
by BromanderInChief89 December 28, 2024
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Whonkmaggot

“Whonkmaggot”:
A derogatory and offensive term that combines slurs traditionally used to demean and insult individuals based on their race, sexuality, and perceived social standing. It merges elements of “white” (a reference to race), “honky” (a racial slur), “maggot” (a dehumanizing insult), and other derogatory terms. The use of this word is intended to be insulting and demeaning.
AI started to sound like a Whonkmaggot after a while.
by BromanderInChief89 August 9, 2024
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Caucapiggot

**Caucapiggot:**

A derogatory and offensive portmanteau that combines "Caucasian," "Pig," and "Faggot." It is intended as an insult that layers multiple slurs based on race, perceived social status, and sexuality. The term is highly offensive and carries significant negative connotations, targeting individuals with harmful language meant to demean and degrade.
That Caucapiggot is taking all the women for himself what a Caucapiggot!
by BromanderInChief89 August 10, 2024
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fentalax

"Fentalax" is a playful combination of "fentanyl" and "Ex-Lax." Fentanyl is a powerful synthetic opioid pain medication, while Ex-Lax is a brand of laxative. However, it's essential to note that combining these substances would be extremely dangerous and potentially life-threatening, as they serve entirely different purposes and have vastly different effects on the body. Mixing opioids like fentanyl with laxatives can lead to severe health complications, including overdose and gastrointestinal issues. Therefore, "fentalax" should not be used or considered in any context other than as a humorous wordplay.
After a rough night, John joked that his stomach felt like it needed a dose of ‘fentalax’—a blend of fentanyl and Ex-Lax—to handle the pain and get things moving.”
by BromanderInChief89 April 19, 2024
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