Ripping Ropes

Term for when long stored,backed up male ejaculate is emancipated, extracted and projected (rope-like warp propulsion, semen torpedos) like when Luke tripped that dopey ATAT in Empire
Me: Hey Buddy, how’d last night go?

Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!

Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )

May the force be with you!
by British Gal 1973 October 14, 2023
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Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
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Un-service Dog

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
by British Gal 1973 June 12, 2022
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hot big ben

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, except the girl has to be British and squat at a jaunty half squat position over your chest with a watch in her hand wearing a Monocle and screaming “Big Ben says Drop your knickers, it’s Tea Time. Prepare to receive the Queen’s Crumpets!” then shitz on your chest.
Me to my boyfriend “are you hungry for some tea and crumpets? How about a Hot Big Ben?” (Drops knickers ,Pulls out watch and monocle).
by British Gal 1973 September 25, 2020
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Ken doll

When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes
Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.
by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021
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Wub Nub Chubbed

When ur ewok cock gets its spring sprungfrom that spicy senorita siphoe
This siphoe layin back like dat gonna...too late. I got wub nub chubbed
by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021
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Gummy Bear Fuckin

When you man is in missionary and uses his knees to squeeze n control your hips because he has exhausted his legs putting yours behind your head dropping that base.
Girl…I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!
by British Gal 1973 November 05, 2023
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