Definitions by British Gal 1973
Gummy Bear Fuckin
When you man is in missionary and uses his knees to squeeze n control your hips because he has exhausted his legs putting yours behind your head dropping that base.
Girl…I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!
Gummy Bear Fuckin by British Gal 1973 November 5, 2023
Ripping Ropes
Term for when long stored,backed up male ejaculate is emancipated, extracted and projected (rope-like warp propulsion, semen torpedos) like when Luke tripped that dopey ATAT in Empire
Me: Hey Buddy, how’d last night go?
Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!
Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )
May the force be with you!
Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!
Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )
May the force be with you!
Ripping Ropes by British Gal 1973 October 14, 2023
Haitian Eyes
When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.
Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They ask’d her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.
Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes
Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes
Haitian Eyes by British Gal 1973 September 10, 2023
A Rut Ro Raggy
A Rut Ro Raggy by British Gal 1973 May 4, 2023
Un-service Dog
The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.
Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
Un-service Dog by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022
Claw Hand
When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
Claw Hand by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
Wub Nub Chubbed
Wub Nub Chubbed by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021