low-carb

A diet low in carbonation, like Coca-cola, Pepsi and such.

I don't drink soda anymore... I'm on a low-carb diet.

by Brisk July 07, 2004

RNC

The age-old Republican National Convention, A proud subsidiary of The National Rifle Association.

"Welcome to the 252nd annual RNC. Load up your guns and lock in your ammo."

by Brisk July 28, 2004

Soymilk

Creamy, delicious drinkable substance that's getting more attractive as dairy prices skyrocket, and more health problems are being linked to milk.

Just don't use it in soup, though.

Soymilk has 30% less carbs than cow's milk, Atkins bizatches!

by Brisk July 07, 2004

Wal-mart

A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.

I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.

by Brisk July 07, 2004

This Land

A Political cartoon on JibJab.com that is, unlike The Fox News Channel, Fair and Balanced.
These guys are amateurs at flash/photoshop, but still awesome.

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster, this land will surely vote for me." - George W. Bush

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry

by Brisk July 28, 2004

The screen savers

A Show that has almost no adult supervision since two-thirds of the cast quit/got pinkslipped, and sometimes has no adult supervision at all.
Yoshi doesn't count as adult supervision, as he uses sharp objects & things that blow up.

The old screen savers was better than the new.

by Brisk July 11, 2004

Dora the explorer

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

by Brisk July 07, 2004