Evolutionist

One who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it's more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.

My pet snake just gave birth to a chicken! Evolutionists are right!

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

Je suis Charlie

Translated from French, means "I am Charlie". It is a slogan adopted in protest to a murderous January 7, 2015, attack on the Paris-based publication of "Charlie Hebdo". The attack was perpetrated by Islamic extremist in retaliation for the publication's lampooning of Mohammad. Over 4 million marched to the slogan, effectively standing up for every person's God-given right to be an obnoxious asshole.

I'd rather live free among assholes than slave among gentlemen. Je suis Charlie!

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

Urban Dictionaried

To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.

What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.

by Brianator37 January 21, 2013

charlie hebdo

A Paris-based publication reputed for lampooning political and religious figures, including Islam's Mohammad. On January 7, 2015, the publication's staff fell victim to a murderous assault by Islamic extremists. "Je suis Charlie" became the responsive slogan in support of every person's God-given right to be an asshole.

The staff at Charlie Hebdo called little people " people McNuggets." I never supported what they said, but I supported their right to say it.

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015

Click bait

An urban dictionary reader searched the term "click bait." What happened next will shock you.

I'm never gonna click that link--there's no story there. It's click bait!

by Brianator37 June 24, 2016

whale humper

A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.

Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.

by Brianator37 February 04, 2017

Imma

1. Conjunction for "I am going to".

2. "I am going to", minus 30 IQ points.

Synonyms: I will, I'm going to, I'ma, I'mma.

"Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best music videos of all time."

by Brianator37 December 20, 2014