Brian H's definitions

Glasstration

(noun)

The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect penis, then smashing the penis with a hammer.

*shudders just thinking of it*

I cannot possibly fathom the pain Harry went through when the Russians glasstrated him.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

krunkin

To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard

Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)

We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Brute

The newest enemy of halo 2, very hairy, and also carries 2 new weapons and grenades. Can be seen on the E3 demo of the game.

That brute sure was tough to kill, but I got him with my melee combo.

by Brian H November 1, 2004

hown

(Verb)
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.

I'm gonna hown the hell out of you in Halo!

Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight

by Brian H October 31, 2004

cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

by Brian H March 14, 2002