Brian's definitions

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Homestar Runner

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

by Brian April 17, 2003

attila

when you hit a parked car

if those kids attila my car im gonna kick their ass

by brian December 15, 2003

toad

a person wanting to do whats best...usually of Filipino or Afro-American decent. a person that is alright at Halo 2, but by no means the best. a good friend and martial arts master. somebody you can count on to invent stuff to get rich. not the best ping pong player.

Somebody is in our base. Who is it? I killed him. It was just Toad.

by brian April 5, 2005

The Priest

A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.

Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.

Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!

Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

by brian July 26, 2005

Cramala

A very hot girl or woman

Wow! Check out that cramala

by Brian July 17, 2004

bizznizzlefizzletrizzle

One who has a business in fizzleing and trizzleing"duh yo retard" Shout out to my homies at orrville Oh

Old guy:"How's ur bizznizzlefizzletrizzle?"

Drug Dealer:"Business is booming"
"puffs joint"

by Brian April 11, 2005