Brian's definitions

winders

Redneck Version of "Windows". The glassy things that you can normally see through that fill in some of the big holes in the walls of you house or mobile home. The other things are called doors.

Cletus cleaned the winders to ours new trailer.

by Brian November 5, 2003

dirty harry

a sexual manuver whereby a man and woman are having sex doggie style and the man as he is about to climax pulls out and fakes his orgasm by spitting hot saliva on the womans back, the woman then thinking the man is done turns around only to have the mans load blown in her face (possible somebody was watching clint eastwood as dirty harry when this move was pioneered)

i walked in on my parents having sex and to my suprise my dad served my mom up a dirty harry. Way to go dad, thats what that bitch gets for grounding me.

by brian March 14, 2004

Hownage

When you not only own someone, you also make them your bitch, or "hoe" them, technically, this is not ownage, it can only be classified as Hownage.

That sure was some nasty hownage when I overboarded that chick.

by Brian October 13, 2004

sour

The act of alienating and or disheveling others to better oneself. There are many ways to go sour, including: acting a fool in front of the opposite sex, blatant disregard for your friends' feelings, and flagrant self-centerdness.

Oh man, John is going sour tonight. Yeah, I can't believe he cock blocked you like that.

by Brian October 7, 2005

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003

purple penguin

a group of 4 people that first names starts with e,s,m,and a

The purple penguins worked hard on a project.

by brian January 14, 2005

flaskback

one's memory of when one was drunk

i had a flaskback that i kissed a moose.

by brian March 7, 2004