Brian's definitions

Skelatwhore

A whore who is abnormally skinny.

Paris Hilton is a Skelatwhore

by Brian December 3, 2003

Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.

Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.

by Brian February 27, 2005

toxic

A new song by Britney Spears that every guy cannot resist watching in total dis-belief!

Don't cha know that you're Toxic!

by Brian February 28, 2004

zambia

a craaaaaaaaazy country in the mid south of africa. wow. it enthralls me. It however does not urinate on norway like nearby Kenya.

"Zambia is the place to be!"
"If i had a friend, id take them to Zambia!"

by Brian February 27, 2004

Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

Beautiful

1. Extremely overwhelmingly hot
2. Veeeeery fucking pretty
3. Rebekka

Rebekka is the most beautiful girl alive.

by Brian April 30, 2004

put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl

"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"

by brian October 2, 2004