Definitions by Brian

Useless Crap for Crap

Another of Strong Bad's favourite sayings.

Why you useless crap for crap!

Useless Crap for Crap by Brian March 15, 2004

parakeet 

a word that confuses strongmad when strongsad is on caffiene

strongbad:come down
strongsad:no
strongmad:come down
strongsad:nono.........parakeet
strongmad surprised/ confused:did you just say parakeet?

parakeet by Brian March 15, 2004

beef curtians 

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

beef curtians by brian March 14, 2004

dirty harry 

a sexual manuver whereby a man and woman are having sex doggie style and the man as he is about to climax pulls out and fakes his orgasm by spitting hot saliva on the womans back, the woman then thinking the man is done turns around only to have the mans load blown in her face (possible somebody was watching clint eastwood as dirty harry when this move was pioneered)

i walked in on my parents having sex and to my suprise my dad served my mom up a dirty harry. Way to go dad, thats what that bitch gets for grounding me.

dirty harry by brian March 14, 2004

Loomster 

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

Loomster by brian March 11, 2004

Speet 

An action done to someone physically.

Danielle speeted Brian.

Speet by Brian March 10, 2004

jasper ass cockfuck 

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

jasper ass cockfuck by Brian March 10, 2004