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Poop on a napkin

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.
by Brett January 29, 2005
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Rock

by Brett August 20, 2003
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skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.
On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.
by Brett July 21, 2005
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swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.
The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.
by brett January 20, 2004
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tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel
"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"
by brett June 5, 2005
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cherry

1. A term commonly used with the words "popped" and "her" to describe to someone if you had devirginized a virgin.
2. A small, sweet fruit used to complement sundaes, milkshakes, etc.
"You know Meg? I popped her cherry last night"

"I always eat the cherry before starting on my sundae"
by brett August 10, 2003
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