Definitions by Brendan

LR 

Acronym: Lay report. A summary of sexual encounters.

Go on then man, what's the LR?!

LR by brendan May 13, 2004

target 

The chick you are hoping to be scoring with.

That's my target right there. (point)

target by brendan May 13, 2004

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

obstacle by brendan May 13, 2004

VC 

Acronym: Victim Chick. A chick that is very emotionally tender. The good news for you is that she will be easier to score with providing you can pluck her right strings!

I almost felt bad - it was clear she was a total VC.

VC by brendan May 13, 2004

scoring 

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

scoring by brendan May 13, 2004

freeze 

A female who is unwilling to kiss, or do sexual favours for their boyfriend.

Britney is a freeze

freeze by brendan May 6, 2004

my salsa 

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

my salsa by brendan May 6, 2004