Brendan's definitions

turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

by Brendan January 30, 2005

set it off

To change the atmosphere for the better.

"Everyone was having a good time then he came on and just set it off"

by brendan May 30, 2004

wigga

a white guy that has the mind set that he is black. it is not known why they do this or why they think it is cool but most people think these peopleare complete douchebags. luckily with all the reflective jewlery and shit they wear it is easy to run them over or to spot them and give them shit. some girls find these men attractive, however they are losers who say they have banged tons of girls and in fact are still waiting on certain parts of puberty to arrive. they are all in all stupid people that need to get their head straight.

guy 1 "wow, look at that guy over there... hes such a wigga."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."

by brendan December 28, 2005

every day's a school day

Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.

Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"

by brendan December 23, 2004

kad

it originated in the tengshoi army ranks. a famous japanese old day ninja death squad. the word 'kad' is short for kadimoto, which in old emperialistic terms mean the mighty warrior

you killed 12 people on a killing raid your so kad

(when they returned from a killing raid)

by brendan April 18, 2005

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

fatty confusion

What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.

1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.

by brendan November 21, 2004