Brendan's definitions

freshperson

Politically correct term for an American 1st year high school student.

The professor used freshperson on a survey instead of freshman, he was later laughed at until the cows came home.

by brendan September 9, 2004

bf1942

Short for the game Battlefield 1942. Available to play online with other "1337 g4m3rz" as a multiplayer like mohaa and cs.

"u want 2 play bf1942 4 a bit?"
"yeh ok"

by brendan September 5, 2004

doss

adj. Scots derogatory term. Often prep. of 'cunt' in context of a fucked, stupid and not with it/not awake individual.

"Tam ya doss cunt get tae fuck"

by brendan January 19, 2004

qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

by Brendan July 7, 2004

jibberish

See gibberish. "Jibberish" is a common mispelling.

-How do you spell gibberish Michael?
-But miss! I've already answered today! - ok,erm, J..
-WRONG!

by brendan September 6, 2004

google up

Like urban up but using google.com as opposed to urbandictionary.com.

ÿeeko suave ! reach out and touch faith says:
lol man fuck knows how you didnt waffle with 900 words
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
just look at your 2 books all about manchuria and abyssinia
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
and if you think you've got all that google up

by brendan September 7, 2004

Fattiebanger

Meaning one who has sex with a large person. Also can be used to describe a fat person or a person with a large significant other.

That is a true fattiebanger, her ass is like a motha fucker.

His fattiebanger is a dumb ho, she's a bit fishy.

No one likes a fattiebanger.

by brendan October 13, 2004