35 definitions by Brainiac

harpsy

A wife who nags her husband.

"That harpsy is the worst wife I know!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

flame-o

The act of lighting one's farts on fire.

"Watch this flame-o..."
Click...
Whoosh!

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Amazong

The true name and location of King Kong's homeland.

"Where you from, big boy?"
"Ugh."
"Where?"
"Ugh."
"Did you say Amazong?"

by Brainiac January 9, 2005

dudey

A hermaphrodite who is really, really, really cool.

"That's the coolest dudey I've ever seen."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

fatty patty

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.

"Did you see the fatty patty on that guy!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

humbucker

A word used by parents (usually after they accidentally injure themselves) who don't yet want their children to hear them cursing.

SLAM!
"Owwww! Mother...uh...humbucker!"

by Brainiac January 9, 2005

FWOMP

1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.

2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.

1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"

2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!

by Brainiac January 9, 2005