Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.
2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".
2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".
1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"
2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."
2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
Term used to describe the discoloration of fishing supplies in a tackle box that are left in the sun too long.
by Brainiac January 09, 2005
by Brainiac January 08, 2005