Brad's definitions

wazza

a doOd that owns a Landscaping business in QLD.....
wazza... aka warren

Brad: hey WAzza howz it hanging??
WaZ: yeh.... did u fuk teegan?
Brad: yea, she was a dud tho :(

by Brad November 29, 2004

southern comfort

Southern Comfort is when you recieve oral sex (headjob) from a girl who resides in either New South Wales or Victoria.

Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".

Brad: Oi Tony, I got a southern comfort from that girl i was tellin you about.

Tony: Onya Boy!

by Brad January 30, 2008

cartophile

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.

Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.

by Brad November 4, 2004

jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

by Brad April 18, 2004

funsjunctual

the act of eating one's ass

Can I get a funsjunctual?

by Brad December 1, 2003

greentag

A person, male or female, who has gone off their rocker.

Man, that guy is so crazy, he has got to be a greentag!

by Brad December 5, 2004

cuteness

A Dog named Diva. You can name a dog cuteness if it is cute. But if its ugly and is a flea bag and looks like an overgrown rat, and it cannot be a cuteness.

Your such a cuteness!

by Brad January 25, 2005