Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Box Worm

Krampus

Krampus is a bitter old man that's dangerous. The word comes from Austria and was used in reference to a demon-like creature that beats bad children at Christmas in order to scare other children into behaving.

Dale: I'm not messing with that 80 year old War Veteran over there. He is Krampus.

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Pizza

Pizza is slang for someone that's a real "piece of" (sounds like "pizza") work.

Mack: That Jenny is a real piece of work.

Jay: I know! Isn't she a Pizza?

Mack: No doubt, brother, no doubt..

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chat bang

Chat bang is just a fancy word for sexting someone online, however some people misuse the word by saying they were "chat banged" when a group of people trolled them.

I meet Kiera on MeWe.com and we liked each other, so she asked me if I wanted to chat bang. We chat banged for hours.

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Hack job

Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.

Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.

Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?

Joe Blo: You know what I mean.

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Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

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Tomcat

Tomcat is an older guy that sneaks into the homes of younger women for sex.

John: It looks like 40 year old Jay is robbing the cradle with this 18 year old girl named Bri.

Charley: Yup, Jay has always been a Tomcat, but one of these days that girl's parents are going to shoot him when they catch him.

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