Botta Bing's definitions

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

Nair

A redneck adverb

Him went down nair and done it.

by Botta Bing July 26, 2019

texas lemonade

Sticky piss found on every public toilet.

Dude, the Texas Lemonade gave me the herps!

by Botta Bing July 26, 2019

gobbleganger

Noun

Strikingly similar looking women who provide and specialize in oral sex.

Girl, the way you work my shit is like Trixi! She's your gobbleganger.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

vapewhore

A prostitute that has sex so fast smoke shoots from her vagina.

The toxic vapewhore gas filled the room.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019