yesperate

the condition of being desperate to please, resulting in "yes" responses to everything regardless of the reasonableness of the "yes" responses

My wife is a hopeless disciplinarian with our children and can't say "no" to anything; she's yesperate.

by Boss Brian June 24, 2009

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 03, 2009

in the Hamptons

A state of mind in which the person is unrealistic, verging on being delusional. Being out-of-it.

All of those people who bought those sub-prime mortgages must have been "in the Hamptons" when they did that. Or,

I was hiking in the Appalachians, hit my head on a rock, and was "in the Hamptons" for an hour or so.

by Boss Brian July 31, 2009

talk off

to abruptly end a telephone conversation by ceasing to talk and hanging up the phone

"I was having a perfectly civil telephone conversation with Maria and she had the nerve to just talk off. That bitch!"

by Boss Brian June 23, 2009

testiphony

to give false testimony

President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."

by Boss Brian May 03, 2009

pathetic

A sorry, exhausted, frustrated state of mind, self-inflicted as the result of an obsession with beating one's own score in Facebook's Pathwords game

"It's 6:00 in the morning and you've already played 10 rounds of Pathwords. You're Pathetic!"

by Boss Brian July 12, 2009

BIO

A "bad Idol outcome"; when the wrong contestant gets the boot or gets an undeserved reprieve on American Idol

It was a BIO when Chris Daughtry lost the Idol competition to Taylor Hicks.

by Boss Brian May 07, 2009