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Definitions by Boss Brian

fillanthropy 

the well intended act of constantly refreshing someone's alchoholic beverage resulting in the extreme intoxication of the over-served one
Margaux is a great server but her fillanthropy gets me drunk every time.
fillanthropy by Boss Brian June 18, 2009

premature e-jaculation 

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later
I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.
A "bad Idol outcome"; when the wrong contestant gets the boot or gets an undeserved reprieve on American Idol
It was a BIO when Chris Daughtry lost the Idol competition to Taylor Hicks.
BIO by Boss Brian May 7, 2009
a common male sartorial affliction; the improperly tied bow tie
He tied yet another blowtie for last night's black tie event.
blowtie by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

glitteracy 

total confidence in putting together glittery, flashy, over-the-top fashion ensembles
Dolly Parton is the master of glitteracy.
glitteracy by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

conflabration 

A cynical celebration of a disastrous human event
Osama Bin Laden held a conflabration in honor of the fall of The Twin Towers.
conflabration by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

testiphony 

President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."
testiphony by Boss Brian May 3, 2009