Boss Brian's definitions

in the Hamptons

A state of mind in which the person is unrealistic, verging on being delusional. Being out-of-it.

All of those people who bought those sub-prime mortgages must have been "in the Hamptons" when they did that. Or,

I was hiking in the Appalachians, hit my head on a rock, and was "in the Hamptons" for an hour or so.

by Boss Brian July 31, 2009

testiphony

to give false testimony

President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."

by Boss Brian May 3, 2009

yesperate

the condition of being desperate to please, resulting in "yes" responses to everything regardless of the reasonableness of the "yes" responses

My wife is a hopeless disciplinarian with our children and can't say "no" to anything; she's yesperate.

by Boss Brian June 24, 2009

stuplicate

to repeat the same stupid mistake over and over again

Why did Sarah Palin stuplicate her comment about seeing Russia from her home in Alaska?

by Boss Brian May 1, 2009

fillanthropy

the well intended act of constantly refreshing someone's alchoholic beverage resulting in the extreme intoxication of the over-served one

Margaux is a great server but her fillanthropy gets me drunk every time.

by Boss Brian June 18, 2009

blowtie

a common male sartorial affliction; the improperly tied bow tie

He tied yet another blowtie for last night's black tie event.

by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009