Boots's definitions

silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 2, 2003

Corona

Another word for Mexican horse piss.

Poor Mexican slob: Gee whiz Señor Ed, you sure have been drinking a lot of water today!

Señor Ed: Shhh...drink some of this Corona. It will make you feel better

by Boots December 27, 2007

Epler

Nice, Nice!

*point fingers*

by Boots June 4, 2003

pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

by Boots August 3, 2004

gone to florida

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

by Boots October 7, 2003

Reverse Doggy Style

Sexual position where the guy bends over in front of the girl and sticks his dick back through his legs to fuck her.

Me: I heard Paul fucked some chick reverse doggy style last night.
Justin: Really? I didn't think his dick was big enough for that.
Me: You're probably right. He's a liar.

by Boots January 7, 2009

Boots

Slang term for a loose woman, a whore.

Also a nickname for only the most amazing individuals.

"Next, SLUTS...IN...BOOTS!!!!"

by Boots March 14, 2004