Bonehead5000's definitions

Ultimate Team

Boy, I am so glad nobody else did this. Ultimate Team has ruined all of EA's sports games such as Madden, FIFA, and NBA Live. Ultimate Team features microtransactions, which means that probably lots of people are going to spend money on Ultimate Team. It worked. People are now grinding for hours , spending hundreds of dollars on this one game mode, just to competitive online. Seeing this mode vanish from their games would earn my heart to a boil. Fuck you EA.

Ultimate Team drove me off a cliff from insanity

by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

Leaf

A peaceful thing that will take over your yard

What you got against a dang leaf, boi?

by Bonehead5000 April 20, 2020

kilomo

some dumbass your dates your dad a taunts your mom with nudes

kilomo where are you

by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Talk

How people communicate

I talk to my friend

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

Yay

Yes

Yay. It is so cool.

by Bonehead5000 June 4, 2020

My Story Animated

Weird stories about either a girl that can't keep her legs closed or someone that nukes their grandma's house because she didn't give them an extra cookie

My Story Animated is weird

by Bonehead5000 September 1, 2020