Bobby the Bug Man's definitions

shitecho

When you’re in a public restroom taking a shit in your favorite stall and push out a log followed by residual gas that flaps and echoes off of all of walls.

Dude, did you hear my shitecho? It sounded like the tuba you played in high school…awful.

by Bobby the Bug Man May 6, 2022

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

gasplosion

When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.

Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!

by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022

shitcessful

When, on the backside of a night of major drinking, you sit down on the commode and use those 8 Coronas to push your wife’s meatloaf through your balloon knot and into the toilet where it should have gone in the first place. All while having the extruded log going from what looks like old petrified, burnt bark to smooth light-brown peanut butter.

Hey Tom, you having a good day? “Man, I’m having a shitcessful day!” Oh really? Did you blow out that struggle plug or something? “Dude, I reset my bowels to Thursday before my wife fed me a meatloaf that looked like a dead cat. I feel like I can take over the world now!!”

by Bobby the Bug Man September 21, 2020

going for a swim

The act of using a public pool to clean one’s taint, asshole, salty balls, sweaty labia, roast beef lips, duct butter, and/or crusty shaft.

Gentleman - “Babe, I’m going for a swim in the pool right now.”

Lady - “Oh, I’m so gonna give you a room job tonight!”

by Bobby the Bug Man June 26, 2021

skittle shit

When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.

Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.

by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021

Peekapoo

When you're taking a huge, long dump and are trying to pinch off the last little turd, but you keep pushing it back in.

Sorry guys that I took so long in there. I got into a peekapoo battle with the last nugget and couldn't punch it off. I ended up giving up. It'll have to wait until next time!

by Bobby the Bug Man August 8, 2020