Bob Sometimes's definitions
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the pant moustachemug. "Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
Get the clean the drainsmug. by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the eat me outmug. "Tonight on Question Time we have big-mouthed fuckwit Janet Street-Porter, grinning geek Professor Steven Hawking and Tony Blair's wank catcher, Peter Mandleson."
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the wank catchermug. by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
Get the buggereemug. A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
Get the geordie alarm clockmug. As everyone has said, a scouser is someone from Liverpool. Like all cities, Liverpool has its scum but I have to say they were colourful and well-mannered. When I stayed there in 1991 I witnessed a branch of Dixons being broken into one night but the thieves were all very polite. They wished me good evening as I went past and went to pains to ensure I wasn't hit by any flying glass from the window they were breaking. I felt this was a very nice touch.
"Oh no! Someone has broken my car window and nicked the radio! But at least they swept the broken glass up - They must be a scouser!"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
Get the scousermug.