clean the drains

To indulge in anal sex.

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

juice

Slang term used by electricians for electric current.

"OK Frank, I've wired up his gonads. Turn on the juice."

by Bob Sometimes May 12, 2005

rapper's cock

Descriptive of an item that is pungently flavoured with cheese.

"By 'eck Ma, these Wotsits are as cheesy as a rapper's cock!"

or

"I'll have the deep-pan Hawaian please Waitress, with extra pineapple and more cheese than a rapper's cock."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

cuntfull

To be truly fed up with something, usually if you are a female.

"Dodi, I've had a cuntfull of that jug-eared husband of mine, fancy taking me for a drive round Paris?"

or

"Listen Kurt, I've had a cuntfull of your miserable songs, why don't you blow your fucking head off with that shotgun!"

by Bob Sometimes September 04, 2004

geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.

"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"

by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

eat me out

To lick pussy in a very deep and thorough manner.

"Listen Johnny, If you don't finish your homework, I'm not going to let you eat me out tonight."

by Bob Sometimes September 04, 2004