Bob Sometimes's definitions
"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
Get the clean the drainsmug. One who pluffs uncontrollably.
"I say! Whats happened in here?"
"It's a rich spectacle and no mistake, but then you see, Douglas is a pluffer!"
"It's a rich spectacle and no mistake, but then you see, Douglas is a pluffer!"
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
Get the pluffermug. by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the eat me outmug. The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
Get the bird's custardmug. Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.
"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the Big Muckmug. A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
Get the geordie alarm clockmug. (a) Descriptive of a sexy girl of diminutive proportions who (1) would look extremely attractive in a "school uniform/jailbait" situation and (2) looks like they might be up for it. (similar to a laptop or a throwabout
(b) To "crack one off" while contemplating the above. Named after an early Channel 4 program designed to appeal to paedophiles in which under-12s dressed up and performed pop songs.
Please note: A Minipop should not be confused with a "Krankywank" which is something quite different and totally unacceptable.
(b) To "crack one off" while contemplating the above. Named after an early Channel 4 program designed to appeal to paedophiles in which under-12s dressed up and performed pop songs.
Please note: A Minipop should not be confused with a "Krankywank" which is something quite different and totally unacceptable.
(A) "Did you see that Lisa Rogers slutting about on the Big Breakfast? Talk about a minipop!"
(B) Watching Britney's "One More Time" video always caused Gervaise to squeeze off a minipop.
(B) Watching Britney's "One More Time" video always caused Gervaise to squeeze off a minipop.
by Bob Sometimes June 6, 2005
Get the minipopmug.