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pant moustache

Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
mugGet the pant moustachemug.

clean the drains

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
mugGet the clean the drainsmug.

eat me out

To lick pussy in a very deep and thorough manner.
"Listen Johnny, If you don't finish your homework, I'm not going to let you eat me out tonight."
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
mugGet the eat me outmug.

wank catcher

"Tonight on Question Time we have big-mouthed fuckwit Janet Street-Porter, grinning geek Professor Steven Hawking and Tony Blair's wank catcher, Peter Mandleson."
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
mugGet the wank catchermug.

buggeree

One who is buggered, as opposed to one who does the buggering (a buggerer).
"Alright Kids, I'll race you all to the Neverland sign... Last one there is today's buggeree."
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
mugGet the buggereemug.

geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
mugGet the geordie alarm clockmug.

scouser

As everyone has said, a scouser is someone from Liverpool. Like all cities, Liverpool has its scum but I have to say they were colourful and well-mannered. When I stayed there in 1991 I witnessed a branch of Dixons being broken into one night but the thieves were all very polite. They wished me good evening as I went past and went to pains to ensure I wasn't hit by any flying glass from the window they were breaking. I felt this was a very nice touch.
"Oh no! Someone has broken my car window and nicked the radio! But at least they swept the broken glass up - They must be a scouser!"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
mugGet the scousermug.

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