Bob Sometimes's definitions
Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.
"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the Big Muckmug. One who pluffs uncontrollably.
"I say! Whats happened in here?"
"It's a rich spectacle and no mistake, but then you see, Douglas is a pluffer!"
"It's a rich spectacle and no mistake, but then you see, Douglas is a pluffer!"
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
Get the pluffermug. by Bob Sometimes May 13, 2005
Get the juicemug. As everyone has said, a scouser is someone from Liverpool. Like all cities, Liverpool has its scum but I have to say they were colourful and well-mannered. When I stayed there in 1991 I witnessed a branch of Dixons being broken into one night but the thieves were all very polite. They wished me good evening as I went past and went to pains to ensure I wasn't hit by any flying glass from the window they were breaking. I felt this was a very nice touch.
"Oh no! Someone has broken my car window and nicked the radio! But at least they swept the broken glass up - They must be a scouser!"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
Get the scousermug. by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the eat me outmug. "Tonight on Question Time we have big-mouthed fuckwit Janet Street-Porter, grinning geek Professor Steven Hawking and Tony Blair's wank catcher, Peter Mandleson."
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the wank catchermug. "Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
Get the clean the drainsmug.