Bob Boston's definitions

Octavian

Beer chugging method/apparatus popularized & conceptualized by super-bartender Octavian consisting of a small-bottom-holed-out beer bottle being refilled & slammed in next to no time.

You wanna take this party up a notch? Yes? Then lets break out the Octavian and get wrecked!

by Bob Boston August 5, 2004

Pfaff

extraordinarily large bush

Her silhouette behind the curtain was inviting until she removed the towel and the Buckwheat pfaff joined the party.

by Bob Boston June 2, 2003

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

tarf

forceful rancid fart

I was praying it was her pet dog, but given the smell, I was pretty sure she was the one who had tarfed.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

Flickering One

cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".

It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

beez

testicles; beans

It was in the change room that I first noticed that he had beez on tee (balls on top); or, I could really go for some beez on tee (beans on toast).

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003