Bob Barker's definitions

HPTD

Hand to penis transmitted disease.

Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD.

by Bob Barker March 8, 2005

dukeabore

a russian hillbilly..

You know your a dukeabore when your soviet tank has no wheels and you wonder why

by Bob Barker May 13, 2005

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

Man Face

A woman who's face resembles that of a man.

Dude, that Brittany that goes to our school has a really manly face. She's a man face.

by Bob Barker June 17, 2005

Man Face

A woman with a face which resembles that of a man. Usually, this woman is not attractive and has wooden swords in their locker.

Dude, that girl has a manly face. She's a real man face.

by Bob Barker February 14, 2005

Trajacktory

The arc and range of a urethral load of gizzum. A landing zone of sizable distance from the origin of the shot is considered to be "good" trajacktory.

Hey man - ever since that episode with the corkscrew and the five iron my trajacktory's been off its game. I need more perk in my jerk. Bitch where's my money.

by Bob Barker February 14, 2005

Yesturday

1) The previous day in which you took a large dump or crap.

2) A day in which one deficates an extreme ammount; 3 or more times in a 24hr period.

1)You should have seen the bomb Allen droped off at the pool yesturday.

2) Yesturday Tim had mudd but.

by Bob Barker June 24, 2004