Bob Barker's definitions

Yesturday

1) The previous day in which you took a large dump or crap.

2) A day in which one deficates an extreme ammount; 3 or more times in a 24hr period.

1)You should have seen the bomb Allen droped off at the pool yesturday.

2) Yesturday Tim had mudd but.

by Bob Barker June 24, 2004

Lech

A person, place or beer company

Lech 0wnz0r j00r m0mz0r

by Bob Barker September 4, 2003

dukeabore

a russian hillbilly..

You know your a dukeabore when your soviet tank has no wheels and you wonder why

by Bob Barker May 13, 2005

south oaks

A place where they stick a metal razor tiped hose in your rectum to "cleanse the dirty goblins that infect your soul and eat your mind.

Haxaobar screamed as the orderly Kipkinkif insewrted the sharm metal hose into the anus, blood spat upon the clean weathered white walls and he tryed to plead for mercy, thus doctor Choabungga projuced it is good it is nice breath the goblins away i have a big penis in your mom.

by bob barker July 1, 2003

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

morphling

N.V.AV.PN. ect....another word for god,
...the mean side of god.

morphling is out, i will die soon.

by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

HPTD

Hand to penis transmitted disease.

Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD.

by Bob Barker March 8, 2005