explosive diarrhea

when u shit so hard u ripp your ass hole

by bob May 01, 2003

blingity

The level of one's blingage.

You have insulted my blingity

by bob May 08, 2003

aol

America online

A Crappy isp

by bob July 09, 2002

Jacksonville

City in NorthEast Florida, hosted the 2005 Super Bowl. Pwns Orlando in every possible way. Best city in America.

Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!

Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!

Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!

by Bob May 13, 2005

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

EverBlue

God. Messiah.

EverBlue is God. Bow down to him. He is Messiah.

by Bob October 29, 2003

Gubmint

Gubmint - The Government

"On Wenzdee, ah gits mah free gubmint cheez."

by Bob May 22, 2004